The Behold Tee | Oversized Pearl Earring Cat Parody Shirt | Deadlift Depot
A masterpiece of judgment. The Behold Tee features a neon pop-art parody of "Girl with a Pearl Earring" topped with gothic typography. Heavyweight, oversized streetwear fit for those who demand to be seen.
Don't just look. Bear witness.
If our Vanity Tee was about loving yourself, The Behold Tee is about forcing everyone else to acknowledge your greatness. We’ve taken the fine art world’s most famous portrait, replaced the subject with a judgmental purple cat, and slapped a biblical command in gothic lettering above it. It’s high art meets internet trash—the perfect aesthetic for the modern era.
This design features a vibrant, comic-book style halftone texture that pops aggressively off the fabric. Whether you’re entering the gym or the gallery, the message is the same: You are the masterpiece, and you expect to be worshipped.
Part of the Deadlift Depot "Commandment Collection," this tee pairs the grit of death-metal typography with the absurdity of pop-art, all printed on our signature heavyweight blank.
The Vibe:
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The Second Commandment: First you "Love Thyself," then you command them to "Behold."
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Pop-Art Parody: A neon, halftone remix of Vermeer’s classic that screams "cultured but dangerous".
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Heavyweight Fit: Structured, boxy, and built to take up space.
Key Features & Specs
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Fit: Oversized / Boxy Streetwear Fit (Drop shoulder).
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Material: 100% Combed Cotton (Heavyweight).
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Back Print: Large "BEHOLD" Gothic Typography + Halftone Cat Art.
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Front Detail: Signature Deadlift Depot branding on the left chest.
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Texture: High-contrast halftone dot shading for that vintage comic book feel.
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (5.9 oz)
- Oversized fit
- Set-in sleeves
- Dropped shoulders
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Deadlift Depot
- Email: contact@support.deadlift-depot.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The Behold Tee | Oversized Pearl Earring Cat Parody Shirt | Deadlift Depot Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28.74
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24.8
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9.45
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M
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29.53
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26.38
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9.65
|
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L
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30.31
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27.95
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9.84
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XL
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31 1/2
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29.92
|
104
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2XL
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32.48
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31.89
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10.24
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